One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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