theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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