Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
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we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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