i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Randomize
