Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
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