And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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