I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Randomize
