I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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