i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
All the doctor said was why
My life is pants optional.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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