Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize