oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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