How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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