I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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