he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I can't put those talents on a resume
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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