I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
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Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
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I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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