I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I enjoy the company of your penis
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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