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(240): View more from Maryland

Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize

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(949): View more from California

Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"

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(973): View more from New Jersey

"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work

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(516): View more from New York

I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.

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(706): View more from Georgia

The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.

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(519): View more from Ontario

You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.

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(581): View more from Quebec

I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!

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