So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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