Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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