I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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