Don't you send me to vm
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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