I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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