If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
is wine microwaveable?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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