Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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