i think i have herpe
just one?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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