So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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