id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
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Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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