i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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