The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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