How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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