I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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