i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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