you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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