and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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