How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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