Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
