Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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