I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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