He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
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A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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