so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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