Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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