it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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