Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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