Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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