Cold hands, warm shart.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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