$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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