O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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