You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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