I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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