So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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