do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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