I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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