Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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