There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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