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• (714): View more from California

  his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time

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• (315): View more from New York

  Random question, how's your gag reflex these days

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I don`t remember Saturday, actually

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  Its ok, i dont remember 2007

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• (415): View more from California

  Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual

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• (409): View more from Texas

  You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I won't apologize to a one balled man

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  i need to put some appletini on your dick

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!

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