This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that