what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though