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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"

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• (915): View more from Texas

  I told you I was good to drive

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  dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate

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• (512): View more from Texas

  After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.

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• (916): View more from California

  Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.

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  Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that

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