it was like his penis was on wheels.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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