I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
