the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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