nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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