if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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